Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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