how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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