do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Rumble strips road head = magical
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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