what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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