You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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