He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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