I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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