Where is the hickey?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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