i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
