I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Houston, we have a blender
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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