Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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