I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Randomize
