omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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