no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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