I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
