I just made out with a guy for $7.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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