Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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