i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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