Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
