Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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