Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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