are you still at the devil's house?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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