We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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