If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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