And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Is it penis luge time yet?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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