break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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