they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
