Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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