How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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