I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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