Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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