she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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