I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
it's great music for shaving your balls
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
