fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Randomize
