i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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