College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
