Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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