What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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