i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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