I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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