HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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