The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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