"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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