Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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