Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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