Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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