Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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