She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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