The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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