What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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