You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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