i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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